Left Lane Driving

The left lane is a passing lane. This is not a law, but it is commonly accepted knowledge.

People drive in this lane for various reasons, the most common being:

  • An upcoming left hand turn.
  • A desire to pass slower traffic on the right.
  • A desire to drive faster than slower traffic on the right.
  • Complete obliviousness.
  • A better view of the beautiful palm trees.
  • Getting stuck in the passing lane behind a moron in front, and a line of morons on the right, who apparently have never seen a turn signal or know what it means.

Don’t let tid-bits of law, reason, and common courtesy distract you though.

You have a car, and a license, and a sticker on your license proving you can read line 2 on the vision chart at the DMV.

Who cares if:

  • You’re blocking traffic during the busiest time of the day … during the busiest time of year…
  • You’re driving 10 miles per hour under the speed limit…

So what if: 

  • The people who live here and work here full time have to get to work on time…
  • … or pickup their kids from school / bus drop on time…
  • … or get to an important appointment…
  • … or are about to urinate / defecate on themselves because you and your ilk have DESTROYED local traffic patterns…

THOSE PEOPLE CAN ALL WAIT.  YOU BLOCK THAT LEFT LANE SNOWBIRD!